Adam The Big

Tonight at dinner Adam came over to me and asked me for a bite of rice. I gave him a small bite. Adam looked down at the spoon and said, "My not want a tiny bite. My am not tiny!!! My am Big. My need a big bite!!"

Bathroom

I walked into my bathroom to curl my hair and my three girls were all in there. Rachel was playing with my toothbrush, Ruth was standing on a stool looking at her naked bottom in the mirror, and Kate was sitting on the toilet. When Ruth saw me she asked if she had a rash. I took a brief look and told her just to put some desitin on it if it was hurting her. Then I went to curl my hair. Kate said, "here Ruth I left a hole for you to put your toilet paper in." Ruth replied, "I don't have any toilet paper. I am all done." (glad I clean the toilet seats off a lot) Kate said, "Oh, I thought that you were checking your bottom to see if you got all of your poop off," then she added, "sorry, now Mom knows that you do that." Ruth said, "I think Mom already knows." I said, "Well, I knew that you did that when you were 6, but I did not know that you are still doing that." Kate, still sitting on the toilet said, "Yes she does and I think it is so disgusting. Don't you think that is disgusting , Mom?" "Well," I said, "I don't think Ruth needs to do that." Kate replied, "Well, I don't do it because it is so disgusting!!" Ruth then defended herself saying that she was just trying to make sure that she got all of her poop off her bottom. Well, I guess I have weird kids and I wonder what else they know about each other that I do not.